In these parts we are zealous enthusiasts when it comes to players with awesome names. So it is with a deep sense of appreciation that we pass along word that MiLB.com is running its "Moniker Madness" bracket. The bracket, as you may have surmised, determines the minor-league player with the best name.
To give you a better idea of the contending field, here's a screen-grab of a recent leaderboard ...
As you can see, there is a multitude of inspired choices, including the three names that pepper the above headline. (Dominating in his absence is, of course, Rock Shoulders, who deservedly won the entire thing last year.)
So who ya got?