Self-explanatory shot of Joe Maddon's Rays (click on the image for a full-size version):
A 20-foot python is in the Rays clubhouse today. Why? Because it's the Chinese Year of the Snake. Duh. pic.twitter.com/uM1jVy0Zut— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) August 15, 2013
Yikes. I didn't think I had a phobia of snakes, but I'm pretty sure there's no chance I'd touch that thing.