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IMPORTANT: Juan Francisco, Wily Mo Pena may be same person

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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On Friday, our loyal MLB editor here at CBSSports.com, the sinewy and lantern-jawed Ivan Irizarry, made the following tandem tweets:

Eerie!

Mr. Irizarry also passed along some accompanying photographic evidence:

Eerier yet!

Of his investigative efforts, Mr. Irizarry points out that he's "been doing this s**t since May."

Anyhow, yes, Brewers infielder Juan Francisco and former major-league fly-catcher Wily Mo Pena are unassailably the same person, in terms of both statistical footprint and visage.

So why is no one else talking about this? Because the Francisco-Mo-Pena-Industrial Complex has told them not to talk about it, that's why. But Mr. Irizarry, who lifts weights while wearing an ivory-jacket tuxedo, stands athwart the sinister wherever he finds it.

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