WATCH, LISTEN: Rene Lachemann is here to raise our children

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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I could breezily introduce what is to soon follow, but in reality Rockies first base coach Rene Lachemann is about to say everything that needs to be said ...

Today, I would like to go forth and be a better man. I shall surely fall short of the sky-scraping standards set by Rene Lachemann, but there is nobility in the striving.

Blare his perfect words in every town square, and let us endeavor to make Rene Lachemann proud.

But, really, that's one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

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