Rather that frighten those who darken your door this Halloween, why not warm the cockles of their pagan hearts? You can do just that with what follows, which is the finest in Vin Scully pumpkin stencils ...
This comes to us courtesy of the Dodgers' official site, which also includes other -- albeit objectively lesser -- pumpkin stencils.
Tell us a story, Vin Scully Pumpkin! Tell us a story about what the winter squash does on its off days -- something that humanizes it between pitches!
May the squirrels never eat you, Vin Scully Pumpkin!
(Wink of CBS eye: Los Angeles Times)