If you're like me, you've watched The Sandlot more times than you care to count. I get it. You were young, you loved baseball ... it's easy to understand. The movie is an all-time classic.
If you are indeed like me, then this is the greatest birthday cake in the history of birthday cakes:
It ... it looks like some lady signed it. Ruth. Baby Ruth?
(wink of the CBS eye at r/baseball)