IMPORTANT OFFSEASON GIFS: Pablo Sandoval applying deodorant
On this day and others grimly like it, there is no baseball being played, at least at the highest and most pleasing level. Still and yet, the cultural imprints of this, our baseball are out there, waiting to be found and waiting to sustain us.
But wait: Is that a reverse noodle-slurp, or is that the Great Noodle Marvelous, who emerges from pursed lips once each year in order to bring toys and treats to all who are pure of heart?
Yes, is the answer.
This is the offseason, and this has been a GIF of Dodgers left-hander Hyun-Jin Ryu reverse-slurping a noodle.
(Wink of CBS eye: @My KBO, for the original video)