IMPORTANT: Jose Canseco got pulled over with goats in his car

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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Former MLBer and current buccaneering performance artist Jose Canseco was recently ... well, let him tell you:

Click to enlarge, by all means.

Here's what I can visually confirm: I do see two goats in the vehicle -- one of them quite possibly in a diaper -- and I do see what appears to be jurisdictional law enforcement in the early stages of a traffic stop. I also see what may be a mid-grade subwoofer tailored especially for sexy, mood-setting compositions and or rap-metal. Are those reclining seats of the finest Corinthian leather? A Ricardo Montalbon-endorsed Chrysler Cordoba, mayhaps?

Mostly, though, I see goats in what is purported to be Jose Canseco's mode of conveyance.

Also, keep eyes peeled and ears pricked for the forthcoming documentary on Jose Canseco's four goats, one of which may be diapered:

As you were, America.

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