The following baseball swing, which comes to us at the leisure and pleasure of an unnamed Mississippi State baseball player (2013 College World Series runners-up!), can be described as: ineffective in real-game situations, resplendent in real-life situations ...
I recall once seeing similar sorcery on the part of a minor-leaguer, whose name escapes me at the moment. In the interim, I'll file this in an ever-growing manilla folder, the tab of which reads in a crude scrawl, "Things I cannot do."
How is this news? How indeed, chuckle-hearts. How indeed.