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PHOTO: Grant Balfour's truck is ready for the collapse of civil order

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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If in the course of driving from somewhere in suburban Florida to somewhere else in suburban Florida the structures and institutions that undergird our society totter and fall, then Grant Balfour should be OK for a while, provided he has enough milk and bread in the trunk ...

As the tweet discloses, this is the motor-car of Mr. Balfour, Rays closer. Balfour has a veiny neck, is not opposed to wide-eyed cursing and is sourced from awfullest Australia, where sun poisoning lurks and where animals are bred to sting, maul and devour us.

It follows, then, that Grant Balfour's truck is capable of knocking down a jail.

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