If in the course of driving from somewhere in suburban Florida to somewhere else in suburban Florida the structures and institutions that undergird our society totter and fall, then Grant Balfour should be OK for a while, provided he has enough milk and bread in the trunk ...
One more reason not to mess with Grant Balfour: this is his truck. pic.twitter.com/xhATcv9y2F— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) February 19, 2014
As the tweet discloses, this is the motor-car of Mr. Balfour, Rays closer. Balfour has a veiny neck, is not opposed to wide-eyed cursing and is sourced from awfullest Australia, where sun poisoning lurks and where animals are bred to sting, maul and devour us.
It follows, then, that Grant Balfour's truck is capable of knocking down a jail.