You like corn dogs, right? How can you not. Well, the Diamondbacks took corn dogs to a new level with their latest creation, which is called the "D-Bat Dog." What is it? It's an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with bacon and what I assume is gooey cheese, all for the low price of $25:
That $25 includes fries, just in case you were wondering.
The only thing I can take from his monstrosity is that the D-Backs hate their fans and want fewer of them. One or two of those things will kill ya.