You're about to see a grand slam -- a grand slam at the expense of the Marlins and off the cudgel of Nationals warrior-poet Jayson Werth. In one stroke, Werth and base-runners dependent upon his might would turn a 7-6 eighth inning deficit into a 10-7 lead. That margin would stand. Now please do regard Charlemagne's Favorite Nephew at work and play:
Give that ball a Viking funeral!
Also, please pay further heed to Mr. Werth's Bat-Flip of Maximum Conquest Maximus ...
Next on the agenda: the terms of surrender.