Available at Cincy Shirts in exchange for the redeemable currencies of no fewer than one sovereign nation is this towering example of leisure-wear ...
Excelsior! That, friends, is team gentleman-at-large Mr. Redlegs cross-bred -- in world-championship Gregor Mendel fashion -- with Mario, buccaneering plumber nonpareil. Mr. Mario Legs!
Executive summary: This world is too often a remorseless place, but know that there is beauty to be found.
(Wink of CBS eye: thinking man's thinking man @ctrent)