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The Twins' broadcast really, really wants you to like Derek Jeter

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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If you've watched baseball for very long, then you're accustomed to hearing verbal bouquets tossed in the general direction of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. That's understandable, of course -- he's had a great career, and he's an important figure in the game. However, let's just say that someone in charge of writing the "scouting reports" for the Twins' broadcast of their game against the Yanks on Friday night (a 6-1 win for the Twins) is perhaps in need of a hand-fan, a cool glass of water and a fainting couch ...

That's not so much a scouting report as it is a tongue bath. But I'm sure he appreciates it.

If you want to read a real Derek Jeter scouting report, then please do revisit the hi butt of a young colt.

(Wink of CBS eye: @m_techner)

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