You may have encountered a sketchy Internet rumor suggesting that the Los Angeles Kings won the 2014 Stanley Cup. Adding credibility to this assertion is what follows, and what follows is the Stanley Cup locked in the captive embrace of Dodgers third baseman/warrior-poet Juan Uribe ...
The Juan and Only: pic.twitter.com/m6AdRt6VYf— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) June 18, 2014
Mr. Uribe, board-certified practitioner of The Good Life, is pleased to meet you, Stanley Cup. In the end, though, the pleasure belongs to those who meet Mr. Uribe.
The Los Angeles Kings are the champions of hockey. Juan Uribe is the champion of all other things.