Before we absorb what follows, some brief scene-setting ...
The Rockies were trailing the Brewers at home by a score of 5-2 in the third inning on Saturday. That is, the game was still early, and the margin was nothing insurmountable, especially by the standards of Coors Field. Anyhow, you're about to see that the score quickly became 8-2 despite the fact that the Brewers in this instance did not put bat on ball, which is typically required when a team scores three runs in quick succession.
And the people say: Welp.