Could the Washington Nationals have internal trade discussion email chains hacked and revealed to the masses, much like with what happened to the Astros earlier this week? Not bloody likely, says general manager Mike Rizzo:
Rizzo also said the Nats' trade discussions could not be hacked like Houston's because he keeps his ideas in a notebook.— Adam Kilgore (@AdamKilgoreWP) July 3, 2014
Let us just ignore things like "what if you lose your notebook or have it stolen?" -- after all, "hacking" is simply the new-age version of stealing -- and just enjoy the old-school fear of machines.
(Yes, it's a slow news day. Why do you ask?)