As noted not so long ago in this very space, Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder agreed to shed his tunic, breeches and under-things for "ESPN the Magazine" -- the magazine that subscribes to you -- and here we have our first glimpse of the resulting action-news photography ...
That, onlookers, is naked Prince Fielder. And, hey, good for him. As long as we're going to have a pointless issue devoted to naked athletes, why shouldn't someone like Fielder get in on the action? He's probably better suited to this sort of thing than your average NFL interior lineman. So that's something.
Anyway, naked athletes and stuff.