Live from Taiwan (note: not live), it's your ceremonial first pitch of the day! Take it away, comehither yoga instructor ...
Excelsior! That's mostly because of the team name -- Lamigo Monkeys! -- but a hearty excelsior also goes out to the perpetrators of the first-pitch burlesque show captured above.
In the East, you see, they do ceremonial first pitches better than we do.
(Wink of CBS eye: Reddit Baseball)