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MINNEAPOLIS -- Angels outfielder/human thunderclap Mike Trout is -- spoiler alert -- an AL All-Star. To mark the occasion a humble cobbler by the name of Nike presented him with some lucky-special cleats just for the occasion. Tight lines, folks ...
Rainbow trout-inspired sports-clompers! What you see above is hereby endorsed.
I've not yet been able to obtain visual confirmation that Trout is indeed wearing these fish cleats, but please bear in mind that I've failed you in so many other, more substantial ways.