The fathers of this sovereign land know a thing or two about a thing or two, and one of the things they know is that the proper uniform for lawncare duties involves pleated khaki shorts, dark dress socks pulled up to mid-calf and, atop the balding dome, a hat ballcap positioned and lovingly maintained so as to venture where eagles dare.
For a fleeting time, the lessons, powers and implications of the "dad hat" were not lost on a young Jorge Posada ...
And another gem. pic.twitter.com/22rqkzqji7— SWB RailRiders (@swbrailriders) August 18, 2014
Hmm. Not bad at all, young Jorge.
But wait: Does Jim Leyland approve?
You're darn tootin' Jim Leyland approves.
(Image: The Ugly Baseball Card Blog)