At Safeco Field in Seattle, home of the playoff-positioned Mariners, important work is done by the bomb-sniffing K-9 unit. Now, said K-9 unit has been honored in the timless medium of the baseball card. Please regard, courtesy of News 10 ABC ...
Excelsior! Stern, authoritative poses, except for Rio, possibly! Officer Dennis!
The takeaway? If we're going to live in a security state, then it might as well be an adorable security state.
Let us wrap these up in a package along with a stale rectangle of chicken jerky!