Courtesy of 'Baseball America' and Brandon McCarthy on Twitter comes your thoroughly bizarre caption of the day.

In each of his first nine starts, Patrick Corbin of the Diamondbacks has pitched at least six innings and allowed no more than two runs.

Danks' return will come 10 months after shoulder surgery.

The Yankees will partner with Manchester City of the English Premier League in owning an MLS franchise located in New York City.

Josh Johnson looked great this spring, maybe even Cy Young great. He didn't look that way when the season began, or in a rehab start Monday.

Without question, this will be the finest audio you'll ever hear of Indians broadcaster Tom Hamilton bellowing the name of Yan Gomes.

What follows is Taiwanese action-news footage of Manny Ramirez doing a number of weird things. You shall now click and watch.

Nats reliever Ryan Mattheus will be missing significant time after sustaining the dumbest of injuries.

On Monday night, Miami's Alex Sanabia threw no fewer than one spitball against the Phillies, as you're about to see.

Ryan Vogelsong's injury further amplifies the totally unexpected in San Francisco: The Giants need pitching. And that's just the start of it in a bizarro NL West. ...

Giants starter Ryan Vogelsong suffered a fractured right hand Monday night. His wife tweeted that he needs surgery and is out six weeks.

Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp is from Oklahoma and a charitable person to begin with. In light of Monday's Oklahoma tornado, Kemp has vowed to give $1000 for every home run he hits until the All-Star break, starting with his blast Monday night.

It's been a horrible week for Jim Johnson, the first Orioles closer in 30 years with a blown save in three straight appearances.

SAN DIEGO -- One week from now, the Padres will be in position for what could be a big boost: Catcher Yasmani Grandal's 50-game suspension for failing a performance-enhancing drug test is up May 28. Now, the clock is ticking for Nick Hundley and John Baker to show why the Padres shouldn't make the move. ...

Adam Dunn is on pace for a .172 average and 41 homers this season. No one in history has ever been so extreme in those two categories.