D-Backs raise concessions game to life-endangering new heights

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You like corn dogs, right? How can you not. Well, the Diamondbacks took corn dogs to a new level with their latest creation, which is called the "D-Bat Dog." What is it? It's an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with bacon and what I assume is gooey cheese, all for the low price of $25:

That $25 includes fries, just in case you were wondering.

The only thing I can take from his monstrosity is that the D-Backs hate their fans and want fewer of them. One or two of those things will kill ya.

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Mike Axisa joined CBS Sports in 2013. He has been a member of the BBWAA since 2015 and has previously written about both fantasy baseball and real life baseball for MLBTradeRumors.com, FanGraphs.com, RotoAuthority.com,... Full Bio

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