Diamondbacks to give away Wade Miley 'garden gnomes'
Wade Miley may have lost out to Bryce Harper in the NL Rookie of the Year balloting, but does Bryce Harper have a garden gnome crafted in his image? Hmmm?
Yes: Wade Miley garden gnomes, yours for the taking on April 27 of next year. Kudos to all involved: the Diamondbacks marketing department for dreaming this up and Mr. Miley for reminding someone in said department of a gnome.
The temptation, of course, will be to transpose Mr. Miley's face on to the head and body of a garden gnome. Tradition all but compels as much. But may we humbly suggest an alternative approch to Wade Miley Garden Gnome Night? If we may be so bold ...