IMPORTANT: Hunter Pence's stolen scooter has been returned
A few days after having his prized scooter stolen, Giants right fielder Hunter Pence has it back. This is very important.
One might recall that Pence's beloved scooter disappeared a few days ago and it's become a bit of an Internet meme. That's what happens these days, after all. Pence offered a signed bobblehead for the safe return of his scooter.
For those who haven't seen it, this is the outstanding bobblehead he's referencing:
As for the backstory, here it is, in video form:
And our great national nightmare is over. Pence has his once-stolen scooter in tow. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.