IMPORTANT: Jose Canseco got pulled over with goats in his car
Jose Canseco, based on the latest findings, is still Jose Canseco.
Former MLBer and current buccaneering performance artist Jose Canseco was recently ... well, let him tell you:
Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome pic.twitter.com/hN1WiE7qDG— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 21, 2013
Click to enlarge, by all means.
Here's what I can visually confirm: I do see two goats in the vehicle -- one of them quite possibly in a diaper -- and I do see what appears to be jurisdictional law enforcement in the early stages of a traffic stop. I also see what may be a mid-grade subwoofer tailored especially for sexy, mood-setting compositions and or rap-metal. Are those reclining seats of the finest Corinthian leather? A Ricardo Montalbon-endorsed Chrysler Cordoba, mayhaps?
Mostly, though, I see goats in what is purported to be Jose Canseco's mode of conveyance.
Also, keep eyes peeled and ears pricked for the forthcoming documentary on Jose Canseco's four goats, one of which may be diapered:
Documentary on our fainting goats adventure begins now ... Headed 2 jumping jack model in the middle of nowhere. All 4 our goats @ModelLeila— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 20, 2013
As you were, America.