IMPORTANT: LaTroy Hawkins owns a 'giant' crossbow
The headline is self-explanatory. But click through because we included a picture of Star Wars' Chewbacca.
LaTroy Hawkins has a giant crossbow. Don't mess with him.— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) September 9, 2013
So you could ask friends, "what do Chewbacca, Joffrey Baratheon and LaTroy Hawkins have in common?"
In conclusion (via jedidefender.com):
Everyone, all at once: "HOW IS THIS NEWS!?!"
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