IMPORTANT: LaTroy Hawkins owns a 'giant' crossbow

In Monday's installment of ancillary matters tied very loosely to Major League Baseball, Mets reliever LaTroy Hawkins is our star.

So you could ask friends, "what do Chewbacca, Joffrey Baratheon and LaTroy Hawkins have in common?"

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Everyone, all at once: "HOW IS THIS NEWS!?!"

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