INTERNET MIRACLE: Vlad Guerrero hits 50 Cent's first pitch
The Internet has officially been won for Tuesday.
You'll recall that not long ago rap artist 50 Cent authored one of the worst ceremonial pitches in the history of terrible things. Now, via Fan Cave and with the help of International Treasure Vladimir Guerrero, comes an imperfect thing made perfect ...
Some things in this world are worthy of admiring slow-claps. This, though -- this thing that you have just laid unworthy eyes upon -- is worth ... weepy opera-claps.
The Internet is now free to walk into the sea, its life and purpose having been fulfilled.
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