INTERNET MIRACLE: Vlad Guerrero hits 50 Cent's first pitch

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You'll recall that not long ago rap artist 50 Cent authored one of the worst ceremonial pitches in the history of terrible things. Now, via Fan Cave and with the help of International Treasure Vladimir Guerrero, comes an imperfect thing made perfect ... 

Some things in this world are worthy of admiring slow-claps. This, though -- this thing that you have just laid unworthy eyes upon -- is worth ... weepy opera-claps

The Internet is now free to walk into the sea, its life and purpose having been fulfilled. 

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Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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