LOOK: Three guesses as to what the Rockies gave Todd Helton
Todd Helton's parting gift from his team was pretty cool.
Rockies lifer Todd Helton played the final home game of his career on Wednesday night. So what did the Rockies present Helton with as a token of their appreciation? A rocking chair? Some kind of weird photo montage? A golden bat? No. As it turns out, they ponied up (pun intended, soon to make sense) for something much cooler ...
By golly, that's a horse! An objectively adorable horse, at that!
Now, parents all over Colorado will forevermore tell their young children that if they don't go to sleep soon, then they'll soon hear the approaching hoofbeats of Horseman Todd, who will get them good.
Here's what that might look like ...
Todd Helton has a horse!