You'll recall that late in the 2015 season, Nationals closer Jonathan Papelbon undertook an attempted dugout strangling of his more valuable teammate, Bryce Harper.
As is the case with all human endeavors, this ends in a coordinated effort to monetize. To this end, please direct your attention the following textile good ...
Pictured above is the very jersey that Mr. Harper wore as Mr. Papelbon administered street justice. You are being shown this because said jersey is up for auction at Leland's. The bidding runs through June 17 and has at this writing already pushed the price north of $4,000.
People, for less than the cost of a Buick with an after-market helicopter gun mounted on the hood, this regeneration-through-violence jersey can be yours. Go forth into the cauldron and emerge bloodied yet better, also broke.