PHOTO: NYC tabloids already out of Jacoby Ellsbury headline ideas
It's the day after the Jacoby Ellsbury signing by the Yankees, and one play on words has already died a swift death.
As you're no doubt aware, the Yankees on Tuesday agreed to terms with free agent center fielder Jacoby Ellsbury on a seven-year, $153-million pact. In a related matter, headline editors at the New York Post and New York Daily News have similar thoughts on this particular high-priced transaction ...
Poke him in the belly and he'll giggle while standing astride biscuits made of cash.
(Wink of CBS eye: Darren Rovell)