Photo of the day: The Astros' mascot is playing with his life
Does Orbit not know that when you mess with Adrian Beltre's head, you do so at your own mortal peril?
It is an open secret in baseball that when you touch the dome of Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre, you play fast and loose with your very existence. As the following image will demonstrate, Astros mascot Orbit seems to get this without really getting this ...
Later today, you'll recognize the pummeled green heap dumped in the visitors' clubhouse tunnel as Orbit, author of, as it turned out, one too many jokes.