PHOTO: Red Sox fan mocks Jacoby Ellsbury, can't spell
Here's a member of Red Sox Nation letting Jacoby Ellsbury have it for signing with the Yankees. She might want to use a pencil next time.
Via Deadspin comes the following photographic image, which is a of a board-certified member of Red Sox Nation attempting to taunt Jacoby Ellsbury for his signing with the Yankees this past offseason. Let's allow said photographic image to do the garbled talking ...
On the proclamation you see above, which doubles as a slogan that can be shouted in the streets, there are but three words that span longer than two letters. Of those three words, two are spelled incorrectly and or misused. As a flourish, this happened at a Yankees-Astros game ... in Houston.
The oblivious sense of agency that the sign's author and finisher seems to take in her work is almost adorable. Almost.