PHOTO: Toledo Mud Hens vs. winter
The minor-league Toledo Mud Hens are not messing around when it comes to getting their ballpark in fighting shape.
It is established scientific fact that the winter of 2013-14 has been both interminable and poopy-pants, so it is with a sense of shared struggle that we salute the Toledo Mud Hens for emptying both barrels upon the season that presently afflicts us. Please regard their righteous efforts ...
And here is what the Mud Hens say about what you see above: "What do you do when your field is covered in snow & ice and it's 32 days until #OpeningDay? You get out the heaters."
Know this, jerk-wad winter: Baseball is here whether you like it or not.