PHOTO: Wil Myers presented with award, possibly at 6 am
Wil Myers takes baseball much more seriously than he does personal grooming.
First, Rays outfielder Wil Myers won the the Players' Choice Award for 2013 AL Outstanding Rookie. Second, the following action-news photo suggests that Mr. Myers on the occasion of his award was roused from a deep sleep -- a deep sleep undertaken at a superfund site and on a waterbed made of garbage -- and propped up in front of the cameras ...
That, observers, is medusa hair on a bro. As such, that particular hairstyle -- forged in the fires of offseason lassitude by one Wil Myers -- shall henceforth be known as "The Smelly Brodusa."
(Wink of CBS eye: @amandarykoff)