PHOTO: Your fan haircut of the day

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As every gentleman knows, the hair atop one's head is at heart a vessel for communication. For instance, a sensible application of Brylcreem suggests a balanced investment portfolio, just as plunging sideburns paired with a fully germinated mustache evoke a predilection for making love on sofas.

Similarly, what follows is an example of the sub-sub-genre of "head-hair as sports loyalty oath" ... 

Perhaps I'm about to step in a steaming pile of assumption, but I'm going to hazard that the boulevardier pictured above is a rooter of the St. Louis Cardinals

Now ask yourselves: What is my hair saying about me, and is it saying it loudly enough?

(Wink of CBS eye: @MattSebek)

CBS Sports Writer

Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. A member of the BBWAA, He's the author of three books, the most recent being... Full Bio

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