VIDEO: Indians prospect Tony Wolters makes totally boring play*
* By 'boring' we mean 'the opposite of boring.'
Indians prospect Tony Wolters of the Akron RubberDucks is about to make a play in the field that can accurately be described as "bonkers, chompers, coconuts!" That is to say, it is a snare that is positively turgid with artifice and craft ...
And the people say not only "amen," but also: "Bonkers! Chompers! Coconuts!"
Hang this play in the Louvre or let there be no Louvre.