VIDEO: Man catches foul ball while holding offspring
Watch on as this man at Saturday's Twins-Tigers game snags a foul ball without dropping his daughter.
As evolutionary socio-biologists have taught us, the leisured homonid sprouted two functioning hands so as to be able to retrieve foul-hit baseballs while at the same time securing no fewer than one spawn with the remaining upper extremity.
In Saturday's Twins-Tigers encounter, one hunter-gatherer tapped into these ancient instincts and as a result went home with a free baseball and an intact daughter. Please pay heed ...
Lo, it appears that someone in Detroit, Michigan, USA is living The Good Life.