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Prior to Friday's Angels-Rangers tilt (LAA 5, TEX 4), Miss Texas 2014 Monique Evans, who seems nice and also cheerful, "threw" out the ceremonial first pitch. Here's how that went ...
Hmm. Perhaps a bit too much arm-side run, which might be a function of Ms. Evans's unorthodox mechanics. But at least she's having fun out there, which is the important thing.
(Wink of CBS eye: @MatthewTabeek)