VIDEO: One hand is for the line drive, the other for the beer

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I am open to arguments that what follows is not the example of the Good Life being lived, but it is indubitably an example of the Good Life being lived. Take it away, gentleman of abiding Orioles loyalties ... 

We humans, you see, have two hands for a reason: one for wholesome, nutritious alcohol and one for this, our baseball. This is not lost on the the Cavalier of Maryland you see above. 

Quaff deeply, Cavalier of Maryland! Quaff deeply!

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Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. A member of the BBWAA, He's the author of three books, the most recent being... Full Bio

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