VIDEO: The Mets, possibly under coercion, wish you happy holidays
Watch on and listen on as the Mets offer you awkward best wishes for a happy holiday season.
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What follows is, at a fundamental level, a singing holiday telegram from the Mets. Please do partake of it, but only after girding yourself for singing voices that can best described as "flaccid" and "plainly against the better instincts of the vocalist" ...
(Wink of CBS eye: @AmandaRykoff)