Yes, there already is a T-shirt inspired by David Ortiz's speech
It's been a number of hours since David Ortiz's celebrated profane utterance at Boston's Fenway Park, so it's about time that T-shirts commemorating the occasion are for sale.
First came the "F-Bomb Heard 'Round the World," emphatically delivered by Red Sox DH/philosopher-king David Ortiz. Then came official FCC approval of said televised profane utterance. And now -- mere hours later and because all this money isn't going to spend itself -- come the duly inspired T-shirts that can be yours in exchange for redeemable currency ...
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