You need to know that Adam Dunn pitched on Tuesday night

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May we present two not-unrelated screencaps from Tuesday night's Rangers-White Sox box score. First ... 

And second ... 

Yea, verily: It is hereby a True Internet Fact that Adam Dunn pitched on Tuesday night. Adam Dunn, lumbering and underrated purveyor of three true outcomes at the plate, toed the slab and threw actual pitches. Adam Dunn.

Here, lookit ... 

Out recorded! Groundball tendencies! Let's have a closer look at the breaking stuff ... 

Knowing smile!

At this writing, it is August 5, 2014, and on this fine evening, Adam Dunn pitched in a baseball game. 

As you were, America. 

CBS Sports Writer

Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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