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The lede shall not be buried: What follows are cuff links fashioned in the image of this, our Astrodome ... 

Excelsior! If you look closely and are pure of heart, then you might just see tiny Terry Puhl parking his sensible Buick in the player's lot of this cuff-link Astrodome! 

As to the larger mission, you're no doubt aware that this, our Astrodome has been imperiled by the iniquitous forces of redevelopment. Suffice it to say, this calls for social unrest. 

So ... shout unifying Astrodome slogans in the street and raise your fists? You're getting night-sticked and then tossed in the holding tank. Shout unifying Astrodome slogans in the street and raise your fists while your two-button scalloped cuffs are tethered to a pair of wee silver-plated L'Dommes du Astrois? The mayor will see you now. 

(Wink of CBS eye: @UniWatch)

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Dayn Perry has been a baseball writer for CBS Sports since early 2012. Prior to that, he wrote for FOXSports.com and ESPN.com. He's the author of three books, the most recent being Reggie Jackson: The... Full Bio

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