Your Astrodome cuff links of the day
The secret to looking handsome? The Astrodome, of course.
The lede shall not be buried: What follows are cuff links fashioned in the image of this, our Astrodome ...
Excelsior! If you look closely and are pure of heart, then you might just see tiny Terry Puhl parking his sensible Buick in the player's lot of this cuff-link Astrodome!
As to the larger mission, you're no doubt aware that this, our Astrodome has been imperiled by the iniquitous forces of redevelopment. Suffice it to say, this calls for social unrest.
So ... shout unifying Astrodome slogans in the street and raise your fists? You're getting night-sticked and then tossed in the holding tank. Shout unifying Astrodome slogans in the street and raise your fists while your two-button scalloped cuffs are tethered to a pair of wee silver-plated L'Dommes du Astrois? The mayor will see you now.
(Wink of CBS eye: @UniWatch)
David Dahl missed most of last season with a ruptured spleen, too
The Braves have now traded five players they signed last offseason or later
The trade candidate and free agent to be Jay Bruce has six homers in his last five games
The 2002 Rangers hold the MLB record at 27 games
The Orioles are the new No. 1 team in baseball
Puig has worn American and Cuban flag themed cleats this season as well