In the Eye on Baseball Top 10, here's what we do: Rank players according to criteria. Those criteria change depending upon week and whim, but the Top 10 will always be informed by some angle or another, painfully contrived or otherwise.
And that brings us to this week's guiding query: Who are best players on "hopeless" teams?
What constitutes a hopeless team in 2014? For our purposes we're saying any team that, per the playoff odds reports available at FanGraphs, has less than a 5.0 percent chance of making the postseason, at this writing. That means those who toil for the Red Sox, White Sox, Twins, Astros, Rangers, Marlins, Mets, Phillies, Cubs, Padres, Diamondbacks and Rockies are eligible for inclusion. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!
We list these players with no regard for their pre-2014 histories and no regard for whether or not these performances are sustainable. This is about performance in 2014 to date and nothing else. As for position players, defense and base-running are very much part of the calculus.
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