There's nothing wrong with Philadelphia Phillies
manager Larry Bowa that a roster full of 25 feisty, passionate,
fire-breathing, bone-crunching, cheesesteak-eating, teeth-gnashing,
win-at-all-costs, losing-makes-them-sick-in-the-gut players couldn't fix.
Larry Bowa's job status has been an on-going story in a bummer season.(AP)
Failing that ...
Armed with a roster full of guys who really care a lot but every so
often allow their feelings to bruise like pears, well, this is what you
get:
Click over to Google, type in the words "Larry Bowa" and "fired" and you
get -- hold your breath here -- a Greg Luzinski-sized 2,080 hits.
I kid you not. Does a day ever go by when Bowa doesn't spend
time discussing his job status?
"Especially when we lose two or three in a row," the manager was saying
this week during a quiet moment in his office, shaking his head and
chuckling. "We go a month without losing two or three and everything is
cool."
Then one loss follows another, and perhaps a third, and, well, then it's
time to say hello to baseball's chicken-or-the-egg team. As in, which
comes first: Bowa melting down and causing the players to go into a
shell, or the players kicking games away and causing Bowa to go all
Mount St. Helens on everybody?
It is the eternal mystery, one that will not -- cannot -- be solved
definitively until either A) the Phillies win a World Series with Bowa
in charge or B) the Phillies win a World Series with someone else in
charge after Bowa has been fired.
"I'm not going to lie to you, it did bother me at first, but not now,"
Bowa continues. "You drive yourself crazy."
Bowa's status changes more frequently than information on the Weather
Channel during a tropical storm. Fact is, he could have his own cable
channel, the Bowa Channel. Slightly cloudy today with a chance of
showers, becoming sunny later this afternoon. Or the other way around.
Right now, this minute, Bowa is not on the hook. The Phillies, in the
midst of a season-long, 13-game trip, opened a series in San Diego with
victories Tuesday and Wednesday.