VIDEO: Will Ferrell plays security guard at Staples, ejects Shaq

Will Ferrell is just the best.

I don't know what inspired him to join the famous Staples Center redcoats, but he and his mustache hopped in to secure the court and make sure no fans unruly fans disturbed the peace.

Evidently Ferrell had enough from one citizen: Shaquille O'Neal. Ferrell promptly escorted him out, straight-faced and all.

All part of a night's work.