WATCH: Parsons, Howard, Shumpert and more star in amazing fake trailer
"Take 'em to Pound Town."
Relativity Sports, a major agency that represents a ton of high-end NBA talent, posted this video Tuesday, and courtesy of Posting and Toasting, we bring it to you. Buckle your seatbelt, things are about to get awesome.
Here's the poster via Relativity Sports:
Amar'e Stoudemire: President of the United States
Iman Shumpert: The Smooth-Talking Fearless Leader
Chandler Parsons: The Handsome Devil
Corey Brewer: The Cheesy One-Liner Guy
Dwight Howard: The Incredible, Amazing, Super Duper Hero Guy
DeAndre Jordan: The Guy With Lethal Hands
Larry Sanders: The Nerdy Techie Guy
Courtney Lee: The Creepy Close-Talker
DeMarcus Cousins: The Impractical Gadget Guy
So that's amazing. Uh.Maze.Ing.
For me, the highlight is Courtney Lee, close-talker, but Larry Sanders calling his Nana is pretty incredible as well. Also, Corey Brewer getting blling before Dwight Howard is a thing.
"He must have been a holy man, 'cause he's holy."
I'm not saying this would be better than "American Hustle," but wait, yes I am. This movie should be made and then win every Oscar for the next six-to-ten years. It should be taught in schools. When I die, I want this trailer playing on an LCD screen on my tombstone.
This movie, despite having not been actually made, is already better than "Daredevil," "The Fantastic Four," and fifteen "Catwoman"s.
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