| Power Rankings | ||
| Date | Ranking | Previous |
| 04/24/2012 | 21 | 21 |
| The Blazers were 12-9 on Feb. 1. This completes today's lesson in "How quickly things can go to hell in a handcart." | ||
| 04/17/2012 | 21 | 20 |
| Making Blazers fans sit through the rest of these games after how their year started just seems cruel. | ||
| 04/10/2012 | 20 | 20 |
| "High on a mountain of love." There's just got to be so much regret for Blazers fans, you wonder how they stay committed year after year. | ||
| 04/03/2012 | 20 | 24 |
| Tanking. You're doing it wrong. | ||
| 03/27/2012 | 24 | 25 |
| Interim coach Kaleb Canales is really inexperienced at this level. He's apparently not even aware of how to tank. | ||
| 03/20/2012 | 25 | 20 |
| If you want to make an omelet, you have to break a few eggs. Portland decided to set the refrigerator on fire, instead. | ||
| 03/14/2012 | 20 | 18 |
| Blazers fans would trade this season for a lockout at this point. | ||
| 03/06/2012 | 18 | 17 |
| The Modest Mouse album "We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank" seems appropriate. | ||
| 02/28/2012 | 17 | 17 |
| No, you do not get credit for the win over San Antonio, Blazers fans. No handouts here. | ||
| 02/21/2012 | 17 | 13 |
| "And it started so well, too," should be the motto for the 2012 Trail Blazers. | ||
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